celibacy:

*gasp* for me?

celibacy:

*gasp* for me?

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capt-buckybarnes:

Michael ‘Rage Quit’ Jones, hard at work [x]

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gayleaf:

if i was your boyfriend i would do so much cute stuff. i’d bring you soup when you were feeling sick, i’d rub your tummy when you got cramps, i’d wake you up in the middle of the night dressed as an eagle shouting abstract poetry at my own dick

spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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stefon-sondheim:

This is the best story I’ve ever written

light-cream-cheese:

livin-la-vida-dada:

I dressed up yesterday like this

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but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

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I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

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Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

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GIRLS ARE SO PRETTY AND I AM A PILE OF SEAWEED

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"Ain’t no party like a bungalow party!"

"Ain’t no party like a bungalow party!"

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wildcardigan:

black—lamb:

unexplained-events:

Anthropomorphic Tree

Anthropomorphism which is the recognition of human-like characteristics or form in animals, plants or non-living things. This tree, which can be found in the Outer Banks of North Carolina, has roots which have taken a human-like form.

see…..fuck that

slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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huffingtonpost:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

You already bought a ticket, and there’s no turning back now.

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